Clean and Sunny Plymouth MN Townhome for Sale.
5025 Garland Lane North Unit C.
Plymouth, Minnesota
$209,900 Sold! See all active listings here
This townhome sparkles and shines. Without fear of embellishment, I can honestly say that this is the cleanest unit you will find. Gals- when you move you can put your dishes away in the cupboard without even cleaning first! Guys- this place is a babe magnet! Squeaky clean and sharper than the stick-end of a pin. Cleaner than a surgical suite. All rooms are bathed in sunlight by all of those south-facing windows. There is even a deck that is just perfect for sneaking a smoke.
Benefits of buying this fine townhome:
- fun
- cleanliness and health
- peace and quiet
- improved love life
- savings
- people will think you have good taste
- sunshine to drive away those winter blues
- healthy outlook on life
- your friends will be impressed
- your mother-in-law will approve
- her dad will give you the money for it
- payment that beats the heck out of renting
- low association fees
- convenient Plymouth town home lifestyle
- more time on your hands because of the convenient location
- plenty of room
- all appliances, including oversized refrigerator, water softener
- you won’t have to drive to the laundromat any more
- two bedrooms
- two bathrooms
- double garage with south-facing driveway
- Wayzata school district and close to Wayzata H.S.
- low property taxes
- acres of windows and expensive wood blinds on all of them
- you won’t have to clean for a long time if you are very careful
- master bedroom with masterful dimensions and a walk-in closet fit for a queen who owns too many shoes
- popular Orrin Thompson floor plan
- high ceilings
- toasty gas fireplace to make you and your sweetie mellow
- frosty central air
Don’t dawdle. Get on the horn right now to see it before someone else does! You will feel like a big “zero” if you miss this opportunity!
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LOL, Oh Loretta,
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Chris
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